With Halloween approaching, you simply must think about all those old 1970s /early 80s horror movies you’ve seen over the years (if you’re old enough that is!)  I know I do.

But now I’m an adult (of sorts), and I watch these movies, it amazes me that all these mad-ass killers, with their huge knifes and axes etc always rush the job.  I mean, If I had the opportunities they’ve had I’d make a little more of it.

Picture it.  You have a blonde babe with massive tits jumping up and down in front of you, shaking those puppies for your viewing pleasure.  Why attack her?  It doesn’t make any sense, even if you are a little crazy.  At least stand there and appreciate the view!  After this appreciation I think a little more running around would be in order, like The Benny Hill Show, or perhaps Scooby Doo (I always had a hard spot for Daphne!)

I should be a director or something.  Watch this space!

Enjoy your season of Halloween movies.